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Paste your artist bio. Watch the hype burn off.

Curators and bookers skim past both kinds of bio: the inflated one and the flat one. Thermal names the hype in yours, cuts it, and hands back the same copy led by what is actually true. This is one move of what the full instrument does to your whole kit.

What a bio needs, and what it can lose

A bio is read by someone deciding in about fifteen seconds whether to keep reading. Almost every bio that fails does it the same way, by spending its opening on adjectives that would fit any artist alive.

Open with fact Who you are, where you work, what the music is. The first sentence is the one that gets skimmed, so it should carry the thing nobody else could have written about you.
Show the sound Instruments, room, tempo, the records it sits beside. A writer can use "cut live to tape in a converted horse trailer" and can do nothing at all with "a truly unique sonic journey".
Keep the proof Releases, rooms played, who produced it, anything true and checkable. Specifics are the only part of a bio a journalist can lift, which is the whole job of the document.
Cut the ranking Rising, next big thing, poised to take the scene by storm. A claim about your own importance cannot be checked, so a reader discounts it and you have paid for the words anyway.
Cut the swap test Try putting another artist's name in your bio. Any sentence that still reads true is doing no work, and that is the sentence this tool takes out first.

Questions

How long should an artist bio be?

Keep a short bio to roughly 60 to 100 words and a long one under 300. Most bios are not too long because of facts; they are too long because a third of the words are adjectives about how unique and emotional the music is.

Should an artist bio be first person or third person?

Third person for press, a booking page or an EPK, because that is the form a writer can lift from directly. First person suits your own site and socials, where the reader already knows they are hearing from you.

What should I cut from my artist bio?

Any phrase that could sit in someone else's bio without changing: genre-bending, boundary-pushing, sonic journey, the next big thing, and standalone adjectives like emotional, raw, authentic or unique. They tell instead of showing, and they take the room a real detail needed.

Does this tool write a bio for me?

No. It only works from words you paste and never adds a fact you did not give it, so a thin bio stays thin. Writing a bio from scratch means giving Thermal the track itself, which it reads on your device.

Stripping the hype is one move of three.

Thermal also reads your actual track on your device, tempo, key, energy, texture, and writes the whole kit from it: bio, press release, pitches, a dated release plan, and a visual direction. All grounded in what your music measurably is. Pitching editorial? Count your Spotify pitch against the 500 character limit.

Run Thermal on my music

Nothing here is saved. Thermal reads only the words you paste and adds no fact you did not give it.